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[ga-abuse] Re: [ga] FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER.....
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Monday, February 19, 2001, 8:12:00 PM, Bruce James wrote:
> FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER
> 'Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar.
> One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the
> same altitude. Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them.'
> Great parody, read on.
> FROM THE ICANN CONTROL TOWER
> Posted by "pilot6" on the ICANN public message boards, this is unerringly
> accurate (sans the unfair knock - scout meeting? - on Karl Auerbach).
> Director Cerf: "Okay everyone, there's a couple of .BIZ blips on the radar.
> One @ 120 degrees and the other @ 300 degrees, both @ the same altitude.
> Hmmm, we'll have to keep an eye on them."
> Director Touton: "Two? How did that happen?"
> Director Pisanty: "Yes, of course, this new improved radar system is
> picking up signals from a different root. It seems Leah Gallegos's .BIZ now
> has a stronger signal. How did that happen?"
> Director Kraaijenbrink: "It's not important how that happened, just shoot
> the bitch down!" She's a bandit!"
> Director Fockler: "Aw shutup Hans. It's a big sky out there, she's
> entitled to a piece of it."
> Director Cerf: "Well, it's an interesting situation. But it's making me a
> little nervous. I mean, even though we didn't have the new improved radar,
> we knew she was out there. I hope they don't collide. Oops, I almost
> forgot, I have a magazine cover photo session to get to. Lou (Touton), take
> the control panel, will ya?"
> Director Touton: "Sure Vint! No problem. I'll watch it for you (heh heh
> heh).
> Director Kraaijenbrink: "Lou, you got the controls. Hey, let's tell the
> new .BIZ to ram Leah Gallegos, knocking her out of the sky. This will be
> wild! We know that small .BIZ won't stand a chance. It'll be great
> watching the collision ... real morbid curiousity value here. I want that
> in my basket ... heh heh heh."
> Director Auerbach: "Hey guys, you can't do that to Leah Gallegos and her
> .BIZ. That's a WOMAN'S BUSINESS ENTERPRISE (WBE). The US Government tries
> to protect WBE's. Leah had the .BIZ idea first, and actually built it's
> worth! Oops, I gotta go now, I'm late for my scout meeting, after lunch of
> course."
> Director Touton: "Aw jeezus, hasn't anyone done something about that pesky
> At Large Membership yet? Hey Karl (Auerbach), just shut the f--k up and
> make another pot of coffee. And while you're at it, the carpets in Andrew
> McLauglin's office need cleaning. Go rent a shampooer."
> Transmission from Leah Gallegos's .BIZ: "Senator Boxer, Senator Boxer, do
> you read me? Hello! Hello! I'm in big trouble hear ... getting blown out
> of the sky by ICANN and ICANN cronies. Senator Boxer, DO YOU READ ME?"
> Reply from Senator Boxer: (Cross-eyed and wet from flirtation with NSI
> executive)
> "Tee hee ... what's a TLD? I barely know how to turn on my computer.
> Now, what's a root?"
> /Bruce James
> bmjames@swbell.net
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Best regards,
William mailto:william@userfriendly.com
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